Sending a long meaningful message and getting a one word reply
don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me
lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck
Watch that dog get robbed real quick.
…can you rob an animal?
If i see it on the street we gone find out.
Nothing makes me happier than Deadpool at ComicCon
HAHAHAHAHAHA. YES, THESE ARE THE THINGS I LIVE FOR
OH MY GOD THIS CARD
when ur up too late and ur mom comes in ur room
firelord obama leads the fire nation’s first strike
How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???
me after group projects
The Princess Bride (1987) dir. Rob Reiner
going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face